Tag: humor
group name: allsports
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May 01, 2006 05:31 PM EDT --
What is going on with this feud? Kobe and Nash are acting like they want to kill each other. In 3 games thus far there have been general arguements. These two need to calm it down a notch and just play. . . . more
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April 29, 2006 01:07 PM EDT --
It was just after a session of sunset barefooting, and two of my friends were carrying me up the dock from the lake. My wife was standing on the shore with her hands on her hips in that universal wife-pose . . . more
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June 09, 2006 07:32 PM EDT --
What I've Learned So Far... Today
Your Daily (More Or Less) Dose of Satire
June 9, 2006
The Miami Heat are facing off with the Dallas Mavericks for the NBA championship.
The Detroit Tigers are . . . more
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August 03, 2006 09:46 PM EDT --
Floyd Landis claims that his failed drug test is an aberration. Here are a few more of his excuses for what caused the elevated testosterone levels:
1. Got into a head-butting match with Zinedine Zidane. . . . more
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August 08, 2006 09:53 PM EDT --
Chase Utley of the Phillies had his consecutive games with a hit streak broken. Here are some other recent sports events associated with the number 35:
Number of times Charles Barkley had to say "I'll . . . more
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August 26, 2006 02:00 PM EDT --
The National Association of Basketball Coaches reprimanded Indiana coach Kelvin Sampson for recruiting violations that included hundreds of improper phone calls while he was at Oklahoma. He will not be . . . more
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April 21, 2006 06:39 PM EDT --
A while back, this column featured a primer on youth ice hockey. As I write this, the NHL Playoffs are just getting into full swing, and they will keep on swinging, landing some pretty good blows, until . . . more
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July 27, 2006 01:45 PM EDT --
Cycling commentators hailed Floyd Landis win in last Thursday's stage of the Tour de France as one of the greatest individual performances ever. Here's a few of the lesser known triumphs they failed . . . more
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October 31, 2006 04:34 PM EST --
In southern Missouri around Halloween time, people still whisper about what happened one February night years ago. They tell of the Legend of Creepy Wallow State and Coach Ichabod.
The Hellhogs . . . more
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August 01, 2008 12:39 PM EDT --
This is the side of professional athletes you usually don't see. Atlanta Braves' reliever Will Ohman does an incredible impression of former Cubs announcer Harry Caray while introducing his club's . . . more
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July 04, 2006 04:25 PM EDT --
It's the Fourth of July, the date Americans celebrate the birth of our freedom as laid out in the Declaration of Independence. What most people don't realize is the large role sports played in . . . more
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August 15, 2006 11:51 PM EDT --
The NCAA wants to shorten the time it takes to complete college football games. New rules include the clock starting on kickoffs when the ball is kicked instead of touched and limiting the length . . . more
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September 06, 2006 08:33 PM EDT --
Is that the smell of wallaby stewing?
At the U.S. Open, Australian Alicia Mock complained about the noise from a nearby court and the smell of "burning hot dogs". She said "You feel like . . . more
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September 19, 2006 09:22 PM EDT --
The backup punter at the University of Northern Colorado is accused of assaulting the starting punter. Mitch Cozad allegedly hit Rafael Mendoza in the head and then stabbed him the back of the leg. It . . . more
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July 20, 2006 10:35 PM EDT --
American Floyd Landis is riding well in the Tour de France, even though he needs a hip replacement. Landis said the pain is pretty bad, but he'll be all right as long as he is careful not to let his . . . more
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December 25, 2006 06:43 AM EST --
Well, the time has arrived! Welcome to our Gather Christmas party! All are invited, and the only rule is that you have to enjoy yourself!
First, today is also Corina Carrasco's birthday. . . . more
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March 16, 2006 03:43 PM EST --
My response to the March 13th Two Word Challenge:
-- Tis That Time of Year --
Beware, beware!
March madness is here.
It is tournament time again.
Tis night's revenge
For all those other shows
That . . . more
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September 05, 2006 11:56 PM EDT --
Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't . . . more
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July 12, 2006 09:35 AM EDT --
The Alltel #12, a NASCAR vehicle sponsored by the cell phone service provider, made a stop in our area over the weekend. Team officials said they are thrilled with the support from the company except . . . more
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December 24, 2006 09:10 AM EST --
As you probably know by now, Governor Schwarzenegger broke his femur while skiing here in Idaho. As I understand it, he was going to sue the resort, but (sorry!!!) he didn't have a leg to stand . . . more
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